Funny Twitter Thread About The Woman Who Discovered Two Pigeons In Her Living Room

Lucy Topping from London came home from the gym a few days ago and was planning to have a chill evening at home with fine dinner and her favorite TV show.  However, in the middle of the show, she looked up and suddenly realized she wasn't alone. On her bookshelf, she saw these two pigeons, staring at her suspiciously, maybe even plotting to drop something on her head. Lucy decided to live-tweet the event as she was trying to get rid of the uninvited guests. Keep on reading how the story unfolds. 


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    Text - Lucy Topping @lucytopping All the windows are shut. What is this pigeon magic? 11:21 pm · 23 Apr 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 150 Retweets 2.9K Likes
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    Shelf - Lucy Topping @lucytopping Ive asked them to leave and they're just LOOKING AT ME AM CHIPPED MLL A. GLL PAC AUIER JAIN BANN JONRONSON W P NENANRANN EK STEEL LAIN IAIN BANKS BOKO EITRN MAPA PETURES 111TTO e
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    Text - Lucy Topping @lucytopping THEY'VE SHIT IN MY BATH Apr 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 11:27 pm · 23 216 Retweets 4.4K Likes
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    Text - Lucy Topping @lucytopping I can only deduce that this is the pigeon who we affectionately called 'Mr Pigeon' that lives in a cat flat beneath my toilet. (Weird I know) It looks like him and his girlfriend have come through the cat flat, shit in my bath and are now watching TV in a bid to steal my life. 11:32 pm · 23 Apr 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 3.6K Likes 173 Retweets
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    Text - Lucy Topping @lucytopping NOTHING IS MOVING THEM. Not even a tiny broom. 11:59 pm · 23 Apr 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 2.1K Likes 89 Retweets
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    Yellow - Lucy Topping @lucytopping Prick
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    Text - Lucy Topping @lucytopping THEY'VE SHIT IN THE TOILET. Respect. 12:11 am · 24 Apr 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 5K Likes 166 Retweets
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    Text - Lucy Topping @lucytopping Have moved all my favourite stuff out, turned the lights off and am having a gin in my kitchen. It is their room now. 12:13 am · 24 Apr 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 4K Likes 144 Retweets
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    Shelf - Lucy Topping @lucytopping OH NO ОН WOW YOU'RE GOOD TOU WER BORN TO PLAY THIS GAM MON JPOLY = smoldova. Ostet Yorem achanted Carde Against Humanity |Fowler's STUPID
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    Text - Lucy Topping @lucytopping After an absolutely nightmarish fight/flight sequence, they left out the window and into the night like nothing happened. Sorry for the screaming, Highbury. 1:09 am · 24 Apr 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 4.4K Likes
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    Text - Lucy Topping @lucytopping And in the furore I forgot about my baked potatoes that were in the oven. RIP potatoes. 1:10 am · 24 Apr 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 5.6K Likes
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    Adaptation - Paulkaz @Paulkaz12 Replying to @lucytopping They will be back in numbers. You Il need to negotiate shared living terms. Food outside at fixed times or else.
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    Text - Child of Alba X @ChildOfAlba SND Replying to @lucytopping Pigeons are masters of this. 1 flew through my patio door in a straight line for me, sitting on the sofa. Got to within a foot of my face, I shrieked...and it executed a smooth u-turn & flew back out the way it came, entirely unruffled. #ZenMasters 2:58 pm · 25 Apr 2019 · Twitter for iPad
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